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Welcome To the Land o Quotes!
*No ... I must admitt, just like the other poor saps (yes that's you Tino and Luke), that I was NOT the original founder of the "quote page". I did have a quote book though where half these came from.... so THERE! YAY!


Patti: "Ew.. men fluid."

Lori: " I could use a glass of men fluid right now."

Patti: "I just told some person selling their porn tape to go suck a lemon"

Alex: "No this is about Lori loving K. Bomb and Patti in Luke's underwear."

Patti: " She's in Tino's love shack"

Lori: "Gene Simmons is a womanizing a-hole."

Sean: "Wednesday is out like a fat kid playing dodgeball."

Sean: "this game is called "Sean makes plan, Patti crushes plan"

Greg: "luckily, I went back in time, and warned myself not to read that last line, so I still win."

John Furey: "I wish I had a china hole."

Mom: "What's he posing for, animal crackers?!"

Luke: " Highch-hiker!"

Patti: "I love tool poys!"

Luke: "I'm a big fan of the breasts."

Dad: "Tonight's forecast, dark... continuously dark... with scattered light towards morning."

Kim: "What happened to my thing?! IT'S ALL BLUE AND GREEN!!!"

Jesse: "What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?"

Patti and Katie: "Come on Lori... quit being such a fag. Climb! CLIMB!

Kim: "I have to pee... Maybe that's MY MUTANT POWER!"

Luke: "I'm finger picking you"

Dad: "Vu ja de... Vu ja de... More and more I remember things that never happen. Get it??? It's like de ja vu... get it? "

Luke: "By the way, did I tell you I can touch five dimensional objects."

Patti: "Oh my gosh, I just thought I was wearing a tux."

O.Henry: "Cut it out", said fuzzy.

Alex: "I'm the governor."

Dorian: " Have a fate for the phantom yet?"

Alex: "And all of a sudden, I hear out of the corner of my ear. . . "

Patti: " Be Afraid!!!! Be very very ALFRED!"

Alex: " Blonde is out. . . Lice is in!!!!"

Brian: " I frackled again!"

Patti: " I love your niblets."

Sean: "Indian Love???..... No."

Alex: "Perhaps it was all the fun I had with these two girls in front of me."

Luke: " I had to go do the chickens."

Jesse: " It would be sexy. . . in a sci-fi kind of way."

Patti: "Playboy offers you a lot of money to puse node."

Lori: "It's like licking it. . . it's awesome!"

Luke: "I just examined my 'love gauge'."

Adrian: "I will Luke Straight at you."

Mr. Dash: "Pretend that you are the male version of Julie Andrews."

Jesse:"Oh my god! I'm walking like a frickin crab!!!!"

Alex: "Between my butt and your boobs, Patti, you can't miss us!"

Mr.Wenk:"One more mile, five more minutes."

Patti to Kim: "You dented my buns o steel!!!"

Luke:"I'm gonna shove Moby Dick down your throat!"

Katie T.: "I'm very bad at this game. . . I keep having babies."

Patti<->Alex: "BOY HOWDY!"

Adrian: "I don't know about you, but I didn't go to Idaho!"

Greg: "Obtain the Wolf"

Adrian: "So you're shnookems, right?"

Patti to Alexa: "I have one of those growing thingys"
Alexa to Patti: "Uhhh.. . a tumor, a cist?"

Lori: "Don't worry Mr. President."

Christina: "We're running so fast, it looks like we're going slow."

Alex to Patti:"Who could we make join our cult?"

Patti: "HERPES FOR EVERYONE!!!"

Katie<-->Patti: "You're my meatheart!"

James: "Wowie Zowie writing is fun. It makes your motor run."

Luke: "Your moms the symbol for russian commmunism."

Tim: "I would hate to have nipples right now."
Jesse:"Uhhh Tim. . . you DO have nipples."
Tim: "NO. . . Girl nipples."

Joe: "Yep. . . I'm a mountain."

Jackson: "ATLEAST WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER!"

Patti to Lori: "I fah-q-mah now????"

Kevin: "Don't Expose That!!!!"

Alexa: "I'd go out with Patti if I were a boy"

Luke: "You don't even know. . . "

Josh: "It's all because of the SHUT UP TIM!"

Patti:"Where is Josh?"
Jesse:"He's at home. . . for the same reason I should be."
Patti:"Why?"
Jesse:"We have Herpes"

Andi: "Don't forget your horny thingy!"

Greg: "Ewww. . . some little boy probably died in that jacket!"

Lori: "Yo mamas a Wah-pedal!"

Josh: "Yeah, and Fatty McFat Fat came over. . ."

Patti: "Yeah, I think someone's been wenking off with my bass clarinet."

My grandpa: "Yeah, so she's playing the . . . what is that thing ya got there called?"
Patti: "A tenor sax"
Grandpa: "Yeah it's a saxaphone" "It's a . . . what is that? It's an alto sax, right?".
Patti:" It's a tenor."
Grandpa: "Yeah, but what kind of saxaphone is it?"

Sean: "My jimmity jang is all shwangity shwang cause i'm a diddlin' ho-bag."

Patti to Lori: "SO I says WOA NOW. . . YOU AIN'T IN NO PINTO. . . YOU IN A LIMO!!!!"

Chris: "Arrrr. . . it's driving me nuts!"

Katie T. to Patti: I was gonna tell you something inspiring to cheer you up but I forget what it was. . .Soooo. . . BE INSPIRED!!!!"

Sean: "as said by mr. ass...i mean mr. dash"

Mr.Sparks: "It's Katie, nice Southern crack girl, Leesha."

Josh: "Hey Barry, wanna switch robes with me?"
Barry: "Negative."

Alexa: " I'll come bearing pant... two if you're lucky."

Kim: "Why is he like that?"

Patti: " When I grow up I'm gonna be a clear submarine."

Adrian: "I'm like a wild jiggin machine"

Patti: I'm trying to just tell myself to not worry about it and have fun
Ben: that's all you should ever do in anything!
. . . except maybe funerals....yeah

emomonkey33: by the way
emomonkey33: do you have any grey poupon?
ofishstx: no. but i do have some grey poop off.
emomonkey33: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
emomonkey33: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
emomonkey33: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
emomonkey33: I GET IT
emomonkey33: POUON
emomonkey33: POOP OFF
emomonkey33: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
emomonkey33: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ofishstx: Heheh.
ofishstx: *looks around nervously*
emomonkey33: :-)

Alex: "Yeah Lori, you know we already bought the matching prom dresses."<